sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

(via lunarfelines)

awastrelmescalined:

boys in distress

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boys getting beaten up

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boys getting ripped apart and brutalized

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(via vantatas)

i’m a nice dude with some nice dreams
see these ice cubes, see these ice creams~

Anonymous: piss

COSMO SEX TIP #8329

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

(via vividbuttoperation)

rosaparking:

cum on my tits cause thats where my heart is

(via petitsirena)

apparently everyone i know was at the local mall tonight, presumably seeing evil dead (which was fantastic, as expected)! i also had the misfortune of running into one of my ancient ex-boyfriends and his friend group, and myself and my current companion were regarded with what i imagine to be disdain. i don’t know if they know each other and have an unfortunate history (which i probably would have heard about from the closer of the two) or if it was purely situational. perhaps my passionate aversion to that person skewed my perception, though. actually, i ran into a slew of people i don’t see a lot of, which was interesting in itself. i didn’t make an effort to greet any of them fondly, not out of dislike, but more out of a general distaste/ distrust for anyone outside of my current tight circle.
blah blah blah, i don’t ever say much on here any more. moving in unforeseen paths, i suppose. things are okay. picking off scabs and feeding them to birds.
hi tumblr.